
So you don't rate the ass of everyone you meet out loud?! I was thinking it the whole time, Aaravi and I's thoughts are linked so she thinks I said it out loud.

Have they? We were together like, all day yesterday and they didn't say a word about it. Hex saw a commercial about a bagel place supposedly opening near here and has LITERALLY. (GROANING) Hex… Is this that bagel shop you keep talking about…? I-I was! I was in a commercial, it's so awesome that you recognized me!Īaravi sighs and drags her hands across her face. 'Course I do! Not at first, but when he said he was an actor while I was gazing at my bagel wondering why God couldn't have made me one of these things, I REMEMBERED! This guy was in a commercial! (REALIZING) WAIT! Holy SMOKES I remember you! CAMP SPOOKY, CAMPGROUNDS - NEXT DAY, MORNINGīut of course I wasn't dead.

The lake lizard retches and throws up like a gallon of lake water.Īaravi swipes the scroll from the lake lizard. I have searched for many moons… t-to… h-hold on. (MUTTERING, DISTRACTED) Hex, an adventurer… Adventurer in weird bagel sandwiches, maybe… (SCOFFING) Wow, BOLD of you to call Hex an "adventurer!" CAMP SPOOKY, LAKE - LAST NIGHT (FLASHBACK) I got bagels, bae. If no one got me, I know bagels got me. Hex reaches in their skull and takes out some more of those weird taki-kitkat- sauce bagels from the day before. The Lake Lizard (the lizard from last night who crawled out of the lake with the scroll) is sitting opposite them. … (TO LAKE LIZARD) Please excuse them, sir, their brain doesn't work. (CLAPPING) Now.Ībdu and Aaravi, back in the campgrounds, sitting at a picnic table and completely unenthused by Hex's bit, stare at them without cracking the smallest smile. … What are you waiting for, you two? Thrillingly conclude. Holy shit, we were just hanging out at the lake and a GUY jumped out! (CLARIFYING) Of the lake.Īlso were we like, falling in love a second ago?ĮXT.

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